EQEmulator Forums - Free Funny Script; By Cameron13

sub EVENT_SAY
{
if ($text=~ /Hail/i){quest::say("Hail $name. I love cookies can you get me one and ill give you the [square root] of the cookie?");}
if ($text=~ /Square root/i){quest::say("Boy your dumb the square root of 1 is three. 3.14x 1 is the number of 3. since i cant give you a .14 i will give you

14 platinum instead. so to say if 1x 9 is 9 9x3.14=28.26. which also makes this an integer so that means if theres 2 X X that means it must subtract itself.

so 1x9x3.14=5.86. the rules of an integer are x=- x x= - x -= 1 division is divided plus and multiplication is plus and subtraction is the only minus of them

all so half the time you will get negative numbers.");}
}
sub EVENT_ITEM
{
if ($itemcount{13482} == 1){quest::say(" THESE ARENT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. I ASKED FOR SOME GOD DAMN COOKIES $name YOU DUMB $race, i always hated you

$class. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH");
quest::exp(999999);
quest::faction(32,5);
quest::faction(57,-1);
quest::Rain(1);
quest::setsky(11);
quest::attack($name);
}
sub EVENT_SLAY
{
quest::setsky(0);
quest::shout("NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... IM DIEING.");
}
sub EVENT_DEATH
{
quest::shout(" Hahahaha. Stupid noob.");
quest::givecash(0 0 0 100)
}

DONT STEAL MY WORK PLZ... Just use it and say you got it from me. thank you.