Heh, I'm with ya Ang... including the old man part.
I only buy laptops - otherwise, all my PCs are glommed together from parts old and new (Fry's loves me). But, to one-up you slightly, I also run Virtual machines off 2 of my servers. muhaha... while they are not very powerful (6 virts share 1 PC), it looks impressive in my ADUC
(i actually use virtuals for work - testing software)