[sklead]

Ok, so I've changed it to look like this:

sub EVENT_SAY{
  if ($text=~/hail/i){quest::say("Begone scum!");}
  if ($text=~/assignments/i){quest::say("Lord Nadrah continues to disregard our warnings, so we offer him one last chance. Slay his mistress and bring me her signet ring as proof. Perhaps that will teach him a lesson!");}
}
sub EVENT_ITEM{
  if ($item1==1359){quest::say("Hmm, so you are the one who is moving through our ranks so quickly. Well, now you're an Agent, you also have more [assignments]!");quest::summonitem(1359);
}
  if ($item1==3617){quest::say("Hmm, so you are the one who is moving through our ranks so quickly. Well, now you're an Agent, you also have more [assignments]!");quest::summonitem(3617);
}
  if ($item1==5217){quest::say("Hmm, so you are the one who is moving through our ranks so quickly. Well, now you're an Agent, you also have more [assignments]!");quest::summonitem(5217);
}
  if ($item1==2563){quest::say("Hmm, so you are the one who is moving through our ranks so quickly. Well, now you're an Agent, you also have more [assignments]!");quest::summonitem(2563);
}
  if ($item1==5325){quest::say("Hmm, so you are the one who is moving through our ranks so quickly. Well, now you're an Agent, you also have more [assignments]!");quest::summonitem(5325);
}
  if ($item1==1868){quest::say("Hmm, so you are the one who is moving through our ranks so quickly. Well, now you're an Agent, you also have more [assignments]!");quest::summonitem(1868);
}
  if ($item1==1073){quest::say("Well now, you've truely done an Agent's work. I think you should speak to one of our undercover agents in Crow's Tavern near the lake.");quest::exp(40000);quest::faction(14,5);
}

I haven't gotten a chance to test it, but if it works, thanks in advance