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Originally Posted by Angelox
We are so LUCKY to have such a WONDERFUL person like you!
Who ever chose you for a listing under 'Preferred Servers' is a very wise person! Everyone in these forums needs to follow your example an learn from you (maybe THATS the way to get a preferred listing!).
So , please stay as cocky and as snotty as you possibly can (I have a vast supply of antacid tablets that will weather me through your obnoxious posts).
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Try helping the guy out:
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Prologue: Secrets joins Paradigma, learns Perl and SQL.
Day 1: Secrets joins KMRA development team. Mortenson gets drunk to celebrate and crunches weapon numbers up from 10 dly 254 dmg to 10 dly 255 dmg 35 elemental.
Month 1: Secrets has been aquainted with Mortenson, and his getting drunk when i'm trying to implement a fix.
Month 6: Secrets tries to convince Mortenson that he's batnuts crazy, forms Edge with former dev Ailia.
Month 6.5: Edge is finished in a week, players enjoy.
Month 7: Secrets gets bored with making content, quits EQEMu for a month.
Month 8: Secrets comes back to KMRA, apologizes to mort for calling him batnuts crazy, and continues working.
Year 1: Secrets begins to experiment with C++.
Year 1, Month 3: Secrets gets SVN set up. Mortenson instantly begs fellow dev ndnet for instructions how to use it.
Year 1, Month 4: Secrets has become knowledgeable about C++ and how Mortenson should stop drinking.
Year 1, Month 5: Secrets tries to update SVN to current newfound community source. Hilarity ensues when game mechanics were broken.
Year 1, Month 6: Secrets asks fellow dev ndnet to fix the game mechanics problems. Mortenson gets drunk, and just presses his reboot button every once and a while. Things are chill now, as ndnet's fixes work.
Year 1, Month 7: Secrets attempts to teach Mortenson how to use #advnpcspawn command. Hilarity and frustration ensues as he can't figure it out. (also beer somewhere in here) Local residents
Year 1, Month 8 (Current day): Secrets makes this post. 1 year, 8 months, of having to deal with Mortenson getting drunk and making posts involving EQEMu, the server, or both.
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Needless to say, i've been with him for far too long, and he's always been a drunken guy who loves gigantic numbers on his weapons.
Now, imagine the post he made today, and multiply it by 1 year, and 8 months. THAT is what I deal with! :(
PS: I still like Mort, he just REALLY needs to stop being mean on these forums.