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Old 11-23-2008, 12:17 AM
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Secrets
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Originally Posted by Angelox View Post
We are so LUCKY to have such a WONDERFUL person like you!
Who ever chose you for a listing under 'Preferred Servers' is a very wise person! Everyone in these forums needs to follow your example an learn from you (maybe THATS the way to get a preferred listing!).

So , please stay as cocky and as snotty as you possibly can (I have a vast supply of antacid tablets that will weather me through your obnoxious posts).
Try helping the guy out:
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Prologue: Secrets joins Paradigma, learns Perl and SQL.

Day 1: Secrets joins KMRA development team. Mortenson gets drunk to celebrate and crunches weapon numbers up from 10 dly 254 dmg to 10 dly 255 dmg 35 elemental.

Month 1: Secrets has been aquainted with Mortenson, and his getting drunk when i'm trying to implement a fix.

Month 6: Secrets tries to convince Mortenson that he's batnuts crazy, forms Edge with former dev Ailia.

Month 6.5: Edge is finished in a week, players enjoy.

Month 7: Secrets gets bored with making content, quits EQEMu for a month.

Month 8: Secrets comes back to KMRA, apologizes to mort for calling him batnuts crazy, and continues working.

Year 1: Secrets begins to experiment with C++.

Year 1, Month 3: Secrets gets SVN set up. Mortenson instantly begs fellow dev ndnet for instructions how to use it.

Year 1, Month 4: Secrets has become knowledgeable about C++ and how Mortenson should stop drinking.

Year 1, Month 5: Secrets tries to update SVN to current newfound community source. Hilarity ensues when game mechanics were broken.

Year 1, Month 6: Secrets asks fellow dev ndnet to fix the game mechanics problems. Mortenson gets drunk, and just presses his reboot button every once and a while. Things are chill now, as ndnet's fixes work.

Year 1, Month 7: Secrets attempts to teach Mortenson how to use #advnpcspawn command. Hilarity and frustration ensues as he can't figure it out. (also beer somewhere in here) Local residents

Year 1, Month 8 (Current day): Secrets makes this post. 1 year, 8 months, of having to deal with Mortenson getting drunk and making posts involving EQEMu, the server, or both.
Needless to say, i've been with him for far too long, and he's always been a drunken guy who loves gigantic numbers on his weapons.

Now, imagine the post he made today, and multiply it by 1 year, and 8 months. THAT is what I deal with! :(

PS: I still like Mort, he just REALLY needs to stop being mean on these forums.