Code:
package Noport::Response;
use 5.012;
use constant ONLINE => 1;
sub RandomThing {
rand 99 > 49 ? 'try ' . UnrelatedOpcode() : 'incoherent nonsense';
}
sub UnrelatedOpcode {
'0x' . join '', map { unpack "H*", chr rand 256 } 1 .. 2;
}
say RandomThing() while ONLINE;