Just thought this was kinda neat, saw it on my guild messageboard.
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
mine was:
Prowling out of the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Braeluuar! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"