I feel stupider as I read on. My brain has melted into a pool of goop and is dripping slowly out the side of my ears and down my cheeks from under my eyes. Please stop the insanity and take a little pride in BEING ABLE TO SPELL WITHOUT USING AN ABBREVIATION!
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Man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt, wakes up with a stinky finger!
Don't hold in your farts, they travel up your spine and into your brain and thats where you get shitty ideas.
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