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I told her a joke the other day, she didnt appreciate it..

'What do you tell your wife when she has 2 black eyes?'

'Nothing, she obviously wasnt listening the 1st 2 times you tried to tell her!'


Poster note: I am no way condoning violence against women in any way, shape or form. I am a firm believer that no man should ever strike a woman in anything other than self defense. I am merely expressing my desire to punch my wife in the face at times (which has never happened, at least as far as the courts are concerned (HAHAHA, J/K) )