Why isnt this working?

[Gonkers]

Saved as 3981.qst (the pod in Nqeynos).

Under folder eqemu\Quests\Qeynos2\3981.qst

EVENT_SAY {
if ($1- =~ "Hail") { say("Are you here to [Test some quests]?") }
if ($1- =~ "test some quests") { say("Yes, We are hiring people to test alot of new and offical quests that are coming out everyday, we take this information if need be and put it on our live server. Should I [Go on]?") }
if ($1- =~ "Go on") { say("So I shall. If you are [interested], I will be giving you updates on many of our new quests that are forming, that way if a Gm is not on, you can test out the quest and see if it works. /petition the test and how well it did for you, and if you like it or not. I hope you find me handy.") }
if ($1- =~ "Interested") { say("Interested Huh? Take this stone and give it back to me anytime you are ready to hear about new quests. I will then tell you every quest that I know of. You can also ask me if i've been [updated] or not. Here is your stone, give back to me when you are ready to hear.") }
if ($1- =~ "updated") { say("I have not been updated yet. Please check back later.") }
EVENT_ITEM {
if ($item1 == "25555") { say("Here you go. Ah, I'm sorry, there is no quests as of right now, please check back later.") spawnitem(25555) }
}


Where did i go wrong? When I hail him, he doesnt say nothing.