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Old 06-25-2004, 03:25 PM
Spike
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Default Good story

Here's a good story I think everyone should read (preferably the guys)


> >a girls first time*
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> >(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
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> >It's your first time. As you lie back your
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> >muscles tighten. You put him
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> >off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
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> >;refuses to be swayed as he
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> >approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
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> >shake your head bravely.
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> >He has had more experience, but it's the first
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> >time his finger has found
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> >the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
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> >your body tenses; but
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> >he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
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> >deeply within your eyes
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> >and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
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> >times before. His cool
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> >smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
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> >;more room for an easy
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> >entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
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> >but he slowly takes his
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> >time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
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> >possible. As he presses
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> >;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
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> >way; pain surges throughout
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> >your body and you feel the slight trickle of
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> >blood as he continues. He
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> >looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
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> >painful.Your eyes are
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> >filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
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> >for him to go on. He
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> >begins going in and out with skill but you are
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> >now too numb to feel him
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> >within you. After a few moments, you feel
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> >something bursting within you and
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> >he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
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> >have it over. He looks
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> >at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
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> >chuckle; that you have been
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> >his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
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> >You smile and thank your
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> >dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
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> >a tooth pulled.
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> >Naughty, Naughty!
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> >What were you thinkin' ?
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> >PERVERT
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> >I know what you were thinking!
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Old 06-25-2004, 04:10 PM
x-scythe
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hahhaahaha omg
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Old 06-25-2004, 05:12 PM
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OMFG dude thats great hahahaha
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[12:38] <RangerDown> I watched Napoleon Dynamite the other day
[12:39] <Xabob> omg
[12:39] <Xabob> want me to shoot you now?
[12:39] <RangerDown> and the first words out of my mouth at the start were:
[12:39] <RangerDown> Hey I bet Rog looks like that

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