Imperium is a great server (it really is) — built by two devs, dropped into Sturm’s lap, and somehow still alive thanks to sheer sadism and whatever bourbon IV he’s running.
Respect tho: man’s kept this server running longer than most EQ marriages.
Bupu (Sturm’s Wife) is the server’s final boss.
Make her mad and you get either:
🍪 a cookie (which kills you, some want this for death counts)
🔨 or a ban
Gestapo with snacks.
The real danger?
The 5+ year veterans who forgot what it’s like to have starter gear and dreams.
Ask anything in /ooc and they fold you like a lawn chair.
Best bet: old forum guides written by people who quit in 2019.
Check the comments too — written by people who quit after them. #imperiumsecrets
Be careful with Taurus.
If Paul Blart and Kevin Malone had a child, that’s the guy.
Depending on the day his bipolar will give you ❤️ love or 🔪 death.
Also has the highest death count on the entire server and will tell you like it’s a Nobel Prize.
Internet points disappear when you log out, which explains why some of these dudes NEVER log out. 💫
Someone tell Gang to change the batteries in the stick up his bum — at this point the thing’s holding more charge than his ego. Claims he’s “above high school antics” while acting like the varsity QB who peaked junior year. Perfection.
And MQ2 is “banned,” sure.
Meanwhile half the server:
➡️ logs into another server
➡️ loads hacks
➡️ closes the right windows
➡️ swaps back to Imperium fully juiced
EverQuest spirit 100%. 🧙⚡
Oh, and Sturm says they take NO DONATIONS…
but here’s the link to the PayPal donations:
👉
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/imperiumeq
Peak comedy.
I’ll take my place on the
“this dude’s crashing out” bench
right next to the crypto guy. (I'm not really since I had my fun, did the things and so moving on to yeet my kids more often.)
At least our story will be told forever — legacy secured.
Anyway—
Incase don’t see you: (which I won't)
🌅 Good morning
🌇 Good evening
🌙 And good day
Porom❤️Palom
Disclaimer: Please don’t get upset about the words said here… unless you’re missing a sense of humor entirely, like Taurus. Who is the main reason for this post as I would never apologize for calling him daddy. "Dad T has spoken"
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