I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper. I think I'll go kill myself now. Ya'll go and sue the Dr. Pepper Company claiming it made me commit suicide. I mean, I sacrifice everything just for my Dr. Pepper. I ignore my cats, my friends, etc. It's like an addiction.
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Seriously...just goes to show you how sue-happy people are today. I told everyone I know that if they sue someone because of my death, I'd haunt them for eternity. What's sad is that people actually get money from suits like this. Remember the McDonald's suit where someone spilled hot coffee on them. Hell...it was COFFEE...before they started feezing it...it was SUPPOSED to be hot. Yet, they walked away millionaires. So sad.... And, don't get me wrong, I can't stand SOE, but they don't deserve this. They're probably gonna settle out of court with the woman just to shut her up.
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