Project: Loading Time, an endeavor to make all models global.

[Telltolin]

Project: Loading time my most recent project, one that has probably been done before, but I've never seen anything like it so I'm posting it anyhow. Upon installing this lovely simple modification, (most) all models will become global for you. The stretch between 399 and 500 only has a few working models, but I think a lot of them are placeholders for the new character models (phong+dust kicking galore), so that means they wouldn't work anyway. If you don't count all of those, I'd say about 98% of them work.
This mod only edits GlobalLoad.txt, which should be found snugly in your "eqemuinstalldirectory\Resources" folder.
How to install:
As you should know, when editing game files, backups are mandatory, do that.
Go to the top of the GlobalLoad file, above all the text, and paste this:

1,0,TFFF,abysmal_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,acrylia_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ael_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,airplane_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,akanon_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,akheva_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,anguish_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,arena_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,barindu_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,befallen_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,beholder_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,bgb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,blackburrow_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,bloodfields_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,bon_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,bothunder_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,box_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,brl_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,broodlands_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,brv_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,burningwood_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,butcher2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,butcher_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,bvk_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,bwd_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,cabeast_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,cabwest_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,cauldron_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,causeway_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,cazicthule_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,chambersa_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,chambersb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,chambersc_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,chambersd_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,chamberse_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,chambersf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,charasis_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,chardok_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,chardokb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,citymist_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,clb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,cobaltscar_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,codecay_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,commons_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,corathus_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,corathusa_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,corathusb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,cpt_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,crb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,crushbone_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,crystal_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,cst_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dalnir_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dawnshroud_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,delvea_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,delveb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dji_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dpf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dpm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dr2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dra_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,drachnidhive_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,drachnidhivea_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,drachnidhiveb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,drachnidhivec_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dranik_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,draniksscar_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dreadlands_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dreadspire_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,droga_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,drv_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,dulak_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,eastkarana_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,eastkorlach_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,eastwastes_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,echo_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ecommons_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,eel_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,eey_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,efc_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,efe_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,efw_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,emeraldjungle_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,emp_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,epf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,epm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,erudnext_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,erudsxing_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,everfrost_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fbf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fbm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fdr_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fearplane_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,feerrott_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fel_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,felwithea_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,felwitheb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ferubi_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fgh_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fhalls_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fieldofbone_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,firiona_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fmo_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fmp_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fmt_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,freporte_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,freportn_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,freportw_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,frontiermtns_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,frozenshadow_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fsk_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fud_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,fungusgrove_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gbl_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gdr_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gfaydark_chr,Characting Loaders
1,0,TFFF,ggl_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ggm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,goo_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gpf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gpm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,greatdivide_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gri_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,griegsend_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,grimling_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,grobb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,growthplane2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,growthplane_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gtd_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,guka_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gukb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gukbottom_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gukc_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gukd_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,guke_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gukf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gukg_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gukh_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,guktop_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gunthak_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,gvk_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,halas_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,harbingers_chr,Loading Shit
1,0,TFFF,hateplane_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,hateplaneb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,hatesfury_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,highkeep_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,highpass_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,hohonora_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,hohonorb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,hole_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,hollowshade_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,hpf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,hpm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ibr_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,iceclad_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,icy_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,iec_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ifc_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ihu_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ikkinz_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ila_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ilb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,illsalin_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,inktuta_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,innothule_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,isb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ise_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,iwf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,iwh_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,iwm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,izf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,izm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,jaggedpine_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,jkr_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kael_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kaesora_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kaladima_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kaladimb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,karnor_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,katta_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kedge_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kerraridge_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kithicor_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kob_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kodtaz_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,krk_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,kurn_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lakeofillomen_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lakerathe_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lavastorm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,letalis_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lfaydark_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lga_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lgr_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lmf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lmm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,lug_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,luj_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,maiden_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mal_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mep_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mim_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mischiefplane_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mistmoore_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,misty_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mmf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mmm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mmv_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mmy_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,moi_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mseru_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,mtc_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,muh_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nadox_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,najena_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,natimbi_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,necropolis_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,necropolis_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nedaria_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nektulos_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nektulosa_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,neriaka_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,neriakb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,neriakc_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,netherbian_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nexus_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nightmareb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nin_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nmh_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,northkarana_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nro2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nro_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nurga_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nyd_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,nym_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,oasis2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,oasis_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,oggok_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,oot_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,opf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,opm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,overthere_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,paf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,paineel_chr,Good god
1,0,TFFF,paludal_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,paw_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,pbr_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,permafrost_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,poair_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,podisease_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,poeartha_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,poearthb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,pofire_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,poinnovation_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,pojustice_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,poknowledge_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ponightmare_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,postorms_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,potactics_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,potimea_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,potimeb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,potorment_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,potranquility_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,povalor_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,powar_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,powater_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,pri_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,provinggrounds_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,pum_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,pus_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,qcat_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,qey2hh1_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,qeynos2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,qeynos_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,qeytoqrg_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,qimini_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,qrg_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,rak_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,rap_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,rathemtn_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,rem_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,rgm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,rivervale_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,roe_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,rom_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,runnyeye_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,scarlet_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,scr_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sdc_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sdf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sdm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,selibis_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sed_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sef_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sem_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,shadeweaver_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,shadowhaven_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sharvahl_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,shp_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,shr_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sir_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sirens_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,skb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,skt_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,skyfire_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,skyshrine2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,skyshrine_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sleeper2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sleeper_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,snn_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,soldunga_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,soldungb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,solrotower_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,soltemple_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,southkarana_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,spd_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sro_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,sseru_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ssratemple_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,steamfont_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,stf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,stonebrunt_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,str_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,stu_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,swampofnohope_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,syn_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tac_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tbf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tbl_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tbm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tef_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tem_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,templeveeshan_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ten_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tenebrous_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tgl_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,thedeep_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,thegrey_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,thurgadina_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,thurgadinb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,timorous2_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,timorous_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tmb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tmt_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tnf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tnm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,torgiran_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tox_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tpb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tpo_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,trakanon_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,trk_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,trn_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,trw_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tsm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,ttb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tvp_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,twf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,twilight_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tzf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,tzm_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,udk_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,umbral_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,unb_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,unrest_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,vac_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,vas_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,veeshan_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,veg_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,vek_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,velketor_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,vexthal_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,wakening_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,warrens_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,warslikswood_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,wbu_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,wel_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,westwastes_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,wmp_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,wof_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,wrf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,wuf_chr,Loading Characters
1,0,TFFF,wyv_chr,Loading Characters

Now you are done.

Notes:
This mod is entirely client side, as I am sure you know. Better to say it now than be asked later.
The loading times aren't increased too severely*, only a minute or two longer than usual, and only when initially connecting.

*not guaranteed if you are running windows me with a 56k modem

If this isn't in the right subforum, move it, please and thank you. The jerks in IRC were sleeping or something and didn't answer my question about where to post it, so I posted it here where I figured it'd get a lot of views.