EQEmu losing hosting

[Angelox]

Originally Posted by KingMort

Should probably delete this post , if eqemu needed funding they will come to me.... And i will provide said funding.. END OF STORY FOLKS....

I am not only cocky but i have the willingness to do so... Doodman FTW , You must contact me if you are having issues please...

King

We are so LUCKY to have such a WONDERFUL person like you!
Who ever chose you for a listing under 'Preferred Servers' is a very wise person! Everyone in these forums needs to follow your example an learn from you (maybe THATS the way to get a preferred listing!).

So , please stay as cocky and as snotty as you possibly can (I have a vast supply of antacid tablets that will weather me through your obnoxious posts).

[TheLieka]

Wow - fucking amazing post Mort.

Dax

[Richardo]

Feel the heat...

[KingMort]

NP guys I aim to please

[Secrets]

Originally Posted by Angelox

We are so LUCKY to have such a WONDERFUL person like you!
Who ever chose you for a listing under 'Preferred Servers' is a very wise person! Everyone in these forums needs to follow your example an learn from you (maybe THATS the way to get a preferred listing!).

So , please stay as cocky and as snotty as you possibly can (I have a vast supply of antacid tablets that will weather me through your obnoxious posts).

Try helping the guy out:

Prologue: Secrets joins Paradigma, learns Perl and SQL.

Day 1: Secrets joins KMRA development team. Mortenson gets drunk to celebrate and crunches weapon numbers up from 10 dly 254 dmg to 10 dly 255 dmg 35 elemental.

Month 1: Secrets has been aquainted with Mortenson, and his getting drunk when i'm trying to implement a fix.

Month 6: Secrets tries to convince Mortenson that he's batnuts crazy, forms Edge with former dev Ailia.

Month 6.5: Edge is finished in a week, players enjoy.

Month 7: Secrets gets bored with making content, quits EQEMu for a month.

Month 8: Secrets comes back to KMRA, apologizes to mort for calling him batnuts crazy, and continues working.

Year 1: Secrets begins to experiment with C++.

Year 1, Month 3: Secrets gets SVN set up. Mortenson instantly begs fellow dev ndnet for instructions how to use it.

Year 1, Month 4: Secrets has become knowledgeable about C++ and how Mortenson should stop drinking.

Year 1, Month 5: Secrets tries to update SVN to current newfound community source. Hilarity ensues when game mechanics were broken.

Year 1, Month 6: Secrets asks fellow dev ndnet to fix the game mechanics problems. Mortenson gets drunk, and just presses his reboot button every once and a while. Things are chill now, as ndnet's fixes work.

Year 1, Month 7: Secrets attempts to teach Mortenson how to use #advnpcspawn command. Hilarity and frustration ensues as he can't figure it out. (also beer somewhere in here) Local residents

Year 1, Month 8 (Current day): Secrets makes this post. 1 year, 8 months, of having to deal with Mortenson getting drunk and making posts involving EQEMu, the server, or both.

Needless to say, i've been with him for far too long, and he's always been a drunken guy who loves gigantic numbers on his weapons.

Now, imagine the post he made today, and multiply it by 1 year, and 8 months. THAT is what I deal with! :(

PS: I still like Mort, he just REALLY needs to stop being mean on these forums.

[KingMort]

<------------------ Points at Neck

[KingMort]

YEAR 1-X - Secrets commits changes that never work both in quests and in C++ then neglects to take out the broken code causing massive server lag and link dead connections as well as exploits left and right causing the KMRA community pain and suffering X100... Go to hell your fired..

King

[Secrets]

Originally Posted by KingMort

YEAR 1-X - Secrets commits changes that never work both in quests and in C++ then neglects to take out the broken code causing massive server lag and link dead connections as well as exploits left and right causing the KMRA community pain and suffering X100... Go to hell your fired..

King

boring post is boring.

[Richardo]

*Richardo scrounges up an old log*

Originally Posted by KM Himself

[KingMort 08:24:12] thanks to me people have a good server to play

Your coders have a lot to do with it! If it weren't for them, your server couldn't handle such number crunching! :p


Sandoso slashes a_epic_rat for 24722 points of damage!
Sandoso has slain a_epic_rat!
Sandoso has looted an even less delay higher damage weapon than the previous one.

[John Adams]

There is nothing like a twinkling Christmas Tree, warm fire, cup of cocoa and KingMort to ring home the holiday spirit of giving.

<3 'mort!

[KingMort]

Oh The weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
King Mort Knows! King Mort Knows!



He Doesn't show signs of stopping
And i've bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it Show , Let it Show, King Mort Knows!

When I finally kiss you good night
ANd your raids mind is to delight
but if you will progress with insight
All the way home i'll be warm

The Fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still raiding
But as long as you love me so
King Mort knows, Raid addicts rules, let it show

[Richardo]

I concur fine sir!

[trevius]

Abuse of power!

I assume that is all in jest?

[Nillibik]

OK, say the worst happens and the EMU gets shut down for awhile. Is there a way to keep the personal Servers up and running or do they have to run through the EMU for people to still log on to our systems?

[cavedude]

This thread is a year and half old, the server is no longer in danger.