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Old 06-16-2004, 02:57 AM
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Default DeathMan's sig jokes.

Just letting you all know that I'll be having jokes from Mad magazine in my sigs. The first one is up now, 1/10. Post comments if wanted.
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Old 06-16-2004, 04:05 AM
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I think that joke gets about 1/10 rating..... :(
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Old 06-16-2004, 04:28 AM
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I think that joke gets about 1/10 rating.....
Now THAT'S comedy! :lol: :lol:
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Old 06-16-2004, 04:29 AM
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HAHAHA that was great i loved it
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:07 AM
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*bows* thank you...you are too kind.

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I think that joke gets a 1/10 rating.... :(
Oh yeah? You think of a better one.
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:14 AM
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I give it a 0/10, ive heard it too much, and u tell it wrong.
Its not a penguin, its a bird.
and she whusn't ghoin up'ndown on it, she was petting it =)
Was at a nudeist colony btw.

I dono where u got that version, but this is the reel verison ^^^
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:17 AM
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OMG, where did you get it from? Lol. nvm. I guess I did do it wrong, prolly heard wrong or somethin. Oh well, I tried. :P
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:19 AM
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Its ok, seems better when u tell it right tho.
Better then nuthin ehh? :!: :!: :!:
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:22 AM
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Yeah. #2 is up btw
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:38 AM
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:(:(:(:(:(
2/10, for originality, ive never heard it :(

But it was a lil lame.
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Old 06-16-2004, 08:53 AM
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Meh. Any idea for good one send me a PM.

#1/10 ministory is on now.
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Old 06-16-2004, 10:32 AM
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Let me tell you how I am part Jew. My indian ancestors came and had sex with my spanish ancestors, who then had sex with my english ancestors...who had more sex with my indian ancestors, and there was room where someone slept with a Jew.
Thats a lame joke.
lol
i kno, its a story.
But dont stories have ends =(
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Old 06-17-2004, 12:01 PM
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Well, Necromancerz...your sigs tits get a 10/10 in my opinion.
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Old 06-18-2004, 11:19 AM
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Thank you John
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