Free Funny Script; By Cameron13

[cameron13]

sub EVENT_SAY
{
if ($text=~ /Hail/i){quest::say("Hail $name. I love cookies can you get me one and ill give you the [square root] of the cookie?");}
if ($text=~ /Square root/i){quest::say("Boy your dumb the square root of 1 is three. 3.14x 1 is the number of 3. since i cant give you a .14 i will give you

14 platinum instead. so to say if 1x 9 is 9 9x3.14=28.26. which also makes this an integer so that means if theres 2 X X that means it must subtract itself.

so 1x9x3.14=5.86. the rules of an integer are x=- x x= - x -= 1 division is divided plus and multiplication is plus and subtraction is the only minus of them

all so half the time you will get negative numbers.");}
}
sub EVENT_ITEM
{
if ($itemcount{13482} == 1){quest::say(" THESE ARENT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. I ASKED FOR SOME GOD DAMN COOKIES $name YOU DUMB $race, i always hated you

$class. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH");
quest::exp(999999);
quest::faction(32,5);
quest::faction(57,-1);
quest::Rain(1);
quest::setsky(11);
quest::attack($name);
}
sub EVENT_SLAY
{
quest::setsky(0);
quest::shout("NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... IM DIEING.");
}
sub EVENT_DEATH
{
quest::shout(" Hahahaha. Stupid noob.");
quest::givecash(0 0 0 100)
}


DONT STEAL MY WORK PLZ... Just use it and say you got it from me. thank you.

[Charmy]

I am not sure what all your random posts are really about, but this one as well as your one on err... how to use perl quests, belong in the quest creation section ya?

[Rogean]

Moved to Quest Creation

[sotonin]

/e hears the ban stick being unsheathed.

[Cisyouc]

Well this is stupid, he says "Hahaha. Stupid noob." when he dies and "Nooo I'm Dying" when he kills someone?

Super.