EverQuest (A History)
In the beginning there was Neren... A Druid with all of his points distributed to strength! Neren was a tank druid... The first of his kind. Neren's owner, um a friend of mine... ya, only paid $9.95 a month for his wonderful account. $9.95 for 30 wonderful days full of killing bats and giant wasps, and Neren's owner said 'This is good' and was happy.
Neren grew to lvl 12 and his owner realized a little more wisdom would be nice. So he recreated Neren, a better Neren, a Neren that even had a story written about him on Everlore (back in tha day). This Neren learned many a spell and slaid many an orc.
On day Neren's owner got on and a little poll popped up:
'Would you mind paying more for your EverQuest account?'
Neren's owner checked 'I guess not...'
This was a mistake... $12.95 a month is not good. $39.95 a month for Legends is a joke. Now Neren's owner plays with emulated servers. THE END! *claps*
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