Am I crazy? >_<

[Shendare]

One way to have the loading screen randomly selected when you start the game would be to load with a batch file like the following.

Note 1: You would need to change your EQ shortcut from pointing to "eqgame.exe patchme" to pointing to your new batchfile.

Note 2: This batch file's coding assumes you have installed your load*.jpg files into a folder called "Loadscreens" inside the "Resources" folder of your EverQuest directory.

File: eqgame.bat

@Echo Off

Title EverQuest Loader

If Not Exist Resources\Loadscreens\load*.jpg GoTo :NotHere

PushD Resources
If Not Exist loadscreen.jpg.backup If Exist loadscreen.jpg Copy /Y loadscreen.jpg loadscreen.jpg.backup > nul

PushD Loadscreens

Del ..\loadscreen.jpg

:AddLoadscreen
For %%F In (load*.jpg) Do Call :CheckLoadscreen %%F
If Not Exist ..\loadscreen.jpg GoTo :AddLoadscreen

PopD

PopD

Echo Starting EverQuest...

Start /Wait eqgame.exe patchme

PushD Resources
If Exist loadscreen.jpg.backup Copy /Y loadscreen.jpg.backup loadscreen.jpg > nul
PopD

GoTo :EOF

:NotHere
Echo .\Resources\Loadscreens\load*.jpg not found. Make sure you are loading from the EQ directory and have the load screens installed.
GoTo :EOF

:CheckLoadscreen
If /I %Random% LSS 1000 Copy /Y %1 ..\loadscreen.jpg > nul
GoTo :EOF

Tested and working on Windows XP. Should work just as well on Vista.

If you're using Vista, though, make sure you're working in a directory you have Write permissions in, or have the batch file set to Run as Administrator, or it won't be able to copy the files around as it needs to.