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Old 04-17-2003, 01:24 AM
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Default Walkthrough on how to make love to a beuatiful woman
Hello : )

If you are in a nightclub and a nice pretty lady is smiling at you make sure that she is smiling at you and not at your friend/door man/her husband etc

Smile back and get her attention.

If she keeps looking over at you giving you signals and stuff walk over and chat to her.

DON'T tell her you are a soopa hacka and you want to take her on a date to everquest land.

DON'T tell her you are a sooper powafull Gnome GM and can give her and phat lewts she wants.

Infact give up now and go home and play EQ.. Give up now. Forget I ever mentioned this to you ok?

Now move along!!
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Old 04-17-2003, 01:25 AM
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crap, my spelling is atraucious! *sic*

*sigh*

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Old 04-23-2003, 09:33 AM
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Edit: On second thought...
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Old 12-10-2003, 06:01 PM
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Default Re: Walkthrough on how to make love to a beuatiful woman
All I do is:

who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

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Old 12-10-2003, 06:04 PM
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ROFL xandyr
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Old 12-10-2003, 08:58 PM
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same as Xandyr, with just a lil diff :

who | grep -i blonde | date; cd tmp; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; bg; kill -9; rm ~hair*; cd ~

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Old 12-11-2003, 01:05 AM
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BAHAHAHHAHA
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Old 12-18-2003, 05:21 PM
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*nix humour, gotta love it...
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Old 12-18-2003, 08:54 PM
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bind "p" "sv_pants=0"
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Old 12-18-2003, 10:58 PM
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lol, you guys havn't gotten laid for a long time, right? :S
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:55 AM
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Trumpcard is married, so obviously not.
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Old 12-19-2003, 04:13 AM
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a_Guest03, hahahah
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